Best Yo Momma Insults

Funny Yo Momma Insults that will make you wet yourself laughing. Use these Yo Momma insults or just read and laugh.

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    Yo momma so poor, then when I ring the doorbell, she sticks her head out the window and yells "DING DONG!"
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  • 22
    Yo momma is so ugly, when she was born the doctor looked at her butt and then her face and said twins!
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  • 23
    When your momma sat down on the toilet, it started sayin ABCDEFG get your fat ass off of me.
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  • 24
    Yo momma's so poor, your family ate cereal with a fork to save milk.
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  • 25
    Yo momma's so stupid, she sits on the TV and watches the couch.
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  • 26
    Your mom is like a squirrel, she always has two nuts in her mouth.
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  • 27
    Yo momma like a stop sign: She's on every corner.
    174
  • 28
    Yo momma's so stupid, she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order!
    174
  • 29
    Yo momma's like a vacuum cleaner; she sucks, blows and gets laid in the closet.
    173
  • 30
    Yo momma like a Christmas tree: Everybody hangs balls on her.
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  • 31
    Yo momma's so fat she's on both sides of the family.
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  • 32
    Yo mama so old that when she was in school there was no history class.
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  • 33
    Yo momma's so fat, she uses the pacific ocean to take a bath.
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  • 34
    Yo momma is so dumb, when she was in the back of a cop car, she called the police and said she had been kidnapped.
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  • 35
    Yo momma's so fat, when the door bell rings she runs to the microwave!
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  • 36
    Yo Momma's so poor burglars break into her home and leave money.
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  • 37
    Yo momma so ugly she made a blind kid cry.
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  • 38
    Yo momma's so fat, she doesn't need the internet to go worldwide.
    118
  • 39
    Yo momma's like a pool table, she accepts different colored balls.
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  • 40
    Yo momma's so stupid, when she heard that Christmas was around the corner, she went looking for it.
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