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Yo mammas so fat you could slap her legs and ride the waves!
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Best Yo Momma Insults
Funny Yo Momma Insults that will make you wet yourself laughing. Use these Yo Momma insults or just read and laugh.
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Yo momma's so fat that when she farted, she started global warming.
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Yo momma's so fat when she walks into a restaurant she gets a family discount.
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Yo momma's like a library, she's always open to the public.
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Yo momma's so fat, I took a picture of her last christmas and it's still printing.
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Yo momma is so ugly, when she was born the doctor looked at her butt and then her face and said twins!
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Yo mamma's so hairy when you were born you almost died from rug burn
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Yo momma's so fat, when the door bell rings she runs to the microwave!
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Yo momma's like a vacuum cleaner; she sucks, blows and gets laid in the closet.
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Yo Momma's so poor burglars break into her home and leave money.
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Yo momma's so stupid she put 25 cents in the parking meter and waited for a gumball to pop out.
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Yo momma's like a pool table, she accepts different colored balls.
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Yo momma's so stupid, when she heard that Christmas was around the corner, she went looking for it.
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Yo momma like a stop sign: She's on every corner.
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When your momma sat down on the toilet, it started sayin ABCDEFG get your fat ass off of me.
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Yo Mama's so fat, she got baptized at Sea World.
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Yo momma's so fat, when she took a trip to Africa, all the male hippos tried to mate with her.
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The difference between your mom and a rooster? The rooster says cock-a-doodle doo, your mom says any-cock'll-do.
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Yo momma's is just like a rooster the rooster goes cockadoodledo and Yo momma's goes AnyCockllDo!
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Yo momma is like a sniper rifle; 10 cocks and she is loaded.
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