Best Yo Momma Insults
Funny Yo Momma Insults that will make you wet yourself laughing. Use these Yo Momma insults or just read and laugh.
- 41Yo momma so ugly she made a blind kid cry.126
- 42Yo momma's so fat, she doesn't need the internet to go worldwide.123
- 43Yo momma is like a sniper rifle; 10 cocks and she is loaded.122
- 44You're so ugly, when you were born, your mom said "What a treasure!" and your dad said "Yes, let's bury it!"117
- 45Yo momma's so fat when she walks into a restaurant she gets a family discount.109
- 46Yo Mama's so fat, she got baptized at Sea World.108
- 47Yo momma's so stupid, she tried to drown a fish.106
- 48Yo Momma is so fat she walked out in high heels and came back in flip flops.103
- 49Yo momma's so stupid she put 25 cents in the parking meter and waited for a gumball to pop out.102
- 50Yo momma's so ugly, she walked in the bathroom and scared the shit out of the toilet.102
- 51Yo momma's so fat, when she took a trip to Africa, all the male hippos tried to mate with her.100
- 52Yo momma's so dumb, she climbed a glass wall to see what was on the other side!100
- 53Yo momma's so poor, I stepped on a cigarette and she came and asked who turned the heater off.100
- 54Yo momma's so fat that when she jumped for joy she got stuck!97
- 55Yo momma's's so fat she got tired climing the escalater.95
- 56Yo momma's like a bowling ball; she gets fingered, thrown down an alley and comes back for more.95
- 57Yo momma is like a mosquito; you have to slap here to stop sucking.94
- 58Yo Momma so old her birth certificate said expired93
- 59Yo momma went to the doctors to get weighed and he said 'I want your weight, not your phone number.'93
- 60Yo momma's so fat, I took a picture of her last christmas and it's still printing.93