Best Yo Momma Insults

Funny Yo Momma Insults that will make you wet yourself laughing. Use these Yo Momma insults or just read and laugh.

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    Yo momma so ugly she made a blind kid cry.
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  • 42
    Yo momma's so fat, she doesn't need the internet to go worldwide.
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  • 43
    Yo momma is like a sniper rifle; 10 cocks and she is loaded.
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  • 44
    You're so ugly, when you were born, your mom said "What a treasure!" and your dad said "Yes, let's bury it!"
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  • 45
    Yo momma's so fat when she walks into a restaurant she gets a family discount.
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  • 46
    Yo Mama's so fat, she got baptized at Sea World.
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  • 47
    Yo momma's so stupid, she tried to drown a fish.
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  • 48
    Yo Momma is so fat she walked out in high heels and came back in flip flops.
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  • 49
    Yo momma's so stupid she put 25 cents in the parking meter and waited for a gumball to pop out.
    102
  • 50
    Yo momma's so ugly, she walked in the bathroom and scared the shit out of the toilet.
    102
  • 51
    Yo momma's so fat, when she took a trip to Africa, all the male hippos tried to mate with her.
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  • 52
    Yo momma's so dumb, she climbed a glass wall to see what was on the other side!
    100
  • 53
    Yo momma's so poor, I stepped on a cigarette and she came and asked who turned the heater off.
    100
  • 54
    Yo momma's so fat that when she jumped for joy she got stuck!
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  • 55
    Yo momma's's so fat she got tired climing the escalater.
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  • 56
    Yo momma's like a bowling ball; she gets fingered, thrown down an alley and comes back for more.
    95
  • 57
    Yo momma is like a mosquito; you have to slap here to stop sucking.
    94
  • 58
    Yo Momma so old her birth certificate said expired
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  • 59
    Yo momma went to the doctors to get weighed and he said 'I want your weight, not your phone number.'
    93
  • 60
    Yo momma's so fat, I took a picture of her last christmas and it's still printing.
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