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Yo momma like a Christmas tree: Everybody hangs balls on her.
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Best Yo Momma Insults
Funny Yo Momma Insults that will make you wet yourself laughing. Use these Yo Momma insults or just read and laugh.
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Yo momma's so fat, when she asked for a water bed, they put a blanket over the Pacific ocean.
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Yo Momma is so fat she walked out in high heels and came back in flip flops.
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Yo momma is like a mosquito; you have to slap here to stop sucking.
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Yo momma's so fat she walked in front of the tv and I missed 3 commercials.
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Yo momma's so dumb, she says yo momma jokes to her own children.
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Yo mamma's so fat, the Army uses her underwear as parachutes.
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Yo momma is like a hockey player, she doesn't change her pads for 3 periods!
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Yo momma's so stupid, she tried to drown a fish.
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Yo mama so old that when she was in school there was no history class.
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Yo momma's so stupid, she sits on the TV and watches the couch.
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Yo Momma so old her birth certificate said expired
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Yo momma went to the doctors to get weighed and he said 'I want your weight, not your phone number.'
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Yo momma is like a bowling ball she gets picked up fingered and thrown in the gutter and still comes back for more
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Yo momma's's so fat she got tired climing the escalater.
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Yo momma's so stupid, she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order!
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Yo momma so poor, then when I ring the doorbell, she sticks her head out the window and yells "DING DONG!"
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Yo momma's so stupid, she bought tickets to XBOX LIVE.
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Yo mama is like Home Depot, 5 cents a screw.
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Yo momma's so fat, she uses the pacific ocean to take a bath.
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