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Yo momma so ugly she made a blind kid cry.
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Best Yo Momma Insults
Funny Yo Momma Insults that will make you wet yourself laughing. Use these Yo Momma insults or just read and laugh.
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Yo momma's so dumb, she climbed a glass wall to see what was on the other side!
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Yo momma's so stupid, she returned a puzzle to the store thinking it was broken.
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Yo momma's so so fat when she steped on a scale it said to be contiued!
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Yo momma's so poor she dj's for the ice cream truck.
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Yo momma's so poor, your family ate cereal with a fork to save milk.
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Yo mamma's so fat, when she wore a yellow shirt in public people yelled "Taxi!"
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Yo Momma is so fat that her cereal bowl comes with a lifeguard.
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Yo momma's so dumb, she thought a quarterback was a refund.
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Yo momma smells so horrible, North Korea want her as a chemical weapon.
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Yo momma's so stupid, she thought cheerios were donut seeds.
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Yo momma's so fat, she needs two tickets to be able to ride the roller coaster.
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Yo momma's so fat when she farts its almost like a volcanic eruption.
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Yo momma's so fat, when she sat on her iPod, she made it an iPad.
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Yo momma's like a chicken coop; cocks flying in and out all day!
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Yo momma's so fat that when she jumped for joy she got stuck!
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Yo momma's so fat that when she wears a yellow raincoat, people yell "TAXI!"
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Yo momma's so ugly, when she looked out the window, she was arrested for indecent exposure
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Yo momma's so fat she has her own zip code.
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Yo momma's so poor i stepped through her front door and fell out the back.
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