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Yo momma's so fat, her belt is the equator.
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Best Yo Momma Insults
Funny Yo Momma Insults that will make you wet yourself laughing. Use these Yo Momma insults or just read and laugh.
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Yo Momma's so ugly on Halloween, people go as her.
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Yo momma like a bus: Fifty cents and she's ready to ride!
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Yo momma like a revolving door: Everyone gets a turn.
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Yo momma's so stupid, she tried to climb Mountain Dew.
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Yo Momma's so horny, when she found out Winnie the Pooh had no pants, she a got a boner.
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Yo momma's so fat she wears a real horse on her Polo shirt.
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Yo momma's just like a bookbag, she gets something stuck in her everyday.
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Yo momma's so fat, when she goes inside an elevator, the only direction is always down.
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Yo momma's so poor, I stepped on a cigarette and she came and asked who turned the heater off.
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Yo momma's like a hockey player, she only showers after three periods.
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Yo momma's so fat, she broke the stair way to heaven.
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Yo momma is so fat, not even God can lift her spirits.
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Yo momma's so fat she has to use a mattress as a tampon
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Yo mamma's so fat when she went to the beach the all the whales jumped out and started singing "We are Family"
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Yo momma's so fat, when she got on the scale it said to infinity and beyond.
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Yo momma's so fat the back of her neck looks like a pack of hotdogs.
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Yo mama so fat that she left stretch marks in the tub.
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Yo momma like a shotgun: Give her a cock and she blows.
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Yo momma's so ugly, she gives Freddy Krueger nightmares.
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