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Yo mamma's like a railroad, she gets laid all over the country.
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Best Yo Momma Insults
Funny Yo Momma Insults that will make you wet yourself laughing. Use these Yo Momma insults or just read and laugh.
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Yo momma's so poor, when she started walking around with 1 shoe on, people asked "Did you lose you're shoe, sir?" and she responded "No I found one!"
38 - 103
Yo momma house so small the doormat just says "WEL"
25 - 104
Yo momma so poor she makes a hobo look rich.
41 - 105
Yo momma's so stupid, she tried to sit in the corner of a round room.
66 - 106
Yo momma's so ugly yer Daddy takes her to work each day so he doesn't have to kiss her goodbye.
31 - 107
Yo momma's so fat, she needs a wrist watch on both hands because she's in two different time zones!
38 - 108
Yo momma like a bubble gum machine: 25 cents a blow.
25 - 109
Yo momma's so dumb, she stuck a quarter in a parking meter and asked, "Where's my gumball?"
48 - 110
Yo momma's so fat she wears a blue dress, lays on the beach and people think she's a beached whale!
41 - 111
Yo Momma's so fat when she sat on 4 quarters she made a dollar!
31 - 112
Yo momma's so stupid, it takes her 2 hours to watch 60 Minutes.
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- 113
Yo momma's so ugly, the tornado went around her.
27 - 114
Yo momma's so fat, she couldn't even jump to a conclusion!
25 - 115
Yo momma's so fat that when she stepped on a scale, the doctor said, "Damn! I don't want your number!"
40 - 116
Yo mamma's so ugly, if she became a scarecrow all the corn would run away.
25 - 117
Yo momma's so fat, she went in the cinema and sat next to everyone.
27 - 118
Yo momma like Betty Crocker icing: Always ready to spread.
19 - 119
Yo momma's so fat, when she went on an aeroplane, it turned into a submarine.
20 - 120
Yo momma's so fat, when she tries to get up in the morning she rocks herself to sleep.
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