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Yo momma's so fat when she gets on the bus she sits next to everyone!
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Best Yo Momma Insults
Funny Yo Momma Insults that will make you wet yourself laughing. Use these Yo Momma insults or just read and laugh.
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Yo mommas so fat she thinks the carwash is her shower
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Yo momma like a bus: Guys climb on and off her all day long.
9 - 144
Yo mama is so fat, Chuck Norris couldn't pick her up.
9 - 145
Yo momma's so fat she's done with a marathon before it starts.
9 - 146
Yo mammas like a bagel, soft, round and has a hole in the middle.
7 - 147
Yo momma like a door knob: Everyone gets a turn.
6 - 148
Yo momma like a screen door: After a couple bangs she loosens up!
7 - 149
Yo momma's so poor, she takes the trash in.
6 - 150
Yo momma is so fat, she's taller sideways.
6 - 151
Yo momma's so cheap, she hangs up the toliet paper to dry.
4 - 152
Yo momma's so fat she fell off of 8th avenue and landed on the 12th
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Yo momma's so fat, when she gets in a car in turns into a low-rider!
2 - 154
Yo momma so stinky she make Right Guard turn left!
4 - 155
Yo momma's so fat, she ate the milky way.
1 - 156
Yo momma's mouth is so big, she speaks in surround sound.
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Yo momma like a bowling ball: You can fit three fingers in.
0 - 158
Yo momma's so old she was still alive when the dead sea was just sick.
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Yo momma's so clumsy she got tangled up in a cordless phone!
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Yo momma so nasty when your daddy ate her pussy he got food poisoning.
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