Yo momma's so fat when she gets on the bus she sits next to everyone!
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Yo Momma Insults
Funny Yo Momma Insults that will make you wet yourself laughing. Use these Yo Momma insults or just read and laugh.
Yo momma's so fat when she farts its almost like a volcanic eruption.
84Yo momma's so fat the back of her neck looks like a pack of hotdogs.
67Yo momma's so fat that when she puts on a black shirt and jumpes in the ocean, everyone thinks there's an oil spill.
361Yo momma's so fat she's done with a marathon before it starts.
9Yo momma's so fat she's on both sides of the family.
181Yo momma's so fat she wears a real horse on her Polo shirt.
54Yo momma's so clumsy she got tangled up in a cordless phone!
0Yo momma's is just like a rooster the rooster goes cockadoodledo and Yo momma's goes AnyCockllDo!
88Yo momma is like a bowling ball she gets picked up fingered and thrown in the gutter and still comes back for more
288Yo momma so stinky she make Right Guard turn left!
4Yo momma so nasty when your daddy ate her pussy he got food poisoning.
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Yo momma pubic hair is so nappy the crabs ride dune buggies.
23Yo momma like an ice cream cone: Everyone gets a lick.
13Yo momma like a vacuum cleaner: A real good suck.
15Yo momma like a stop sign: She's on every corner.
181Yo momma like a shotgun: Give her a cock and she blows.
23Yo momma like a screen door: After a couple bangs she loosens up!
7Yo momma like a revolving door: Everyone gets a turn.
45Yo momma like a race car: She's always burning rubber.
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