Yo momma like a golf course: Everyone gets a hole in one!
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Yo Momma Insults
Funny Yo Momma Insults that will make you wet yourself laughing. Use these Yo Momma insults or just read and laugh.
Yo momma like a door knob: Everyone gets a turn.
6Yo momma like a bus: Guys climb on and off her all day long.
9Yo momma like a bus: Fifty cents and she's ready to ride!
42Yo momma like a bubble gum machine: 25 cents a blow.
25Yo momma like a bowling ball: You can fit three fingers in.
0Yo momma like a Christmas tree: Everybody hangs balls on her.
165Yo momma like Chinese food: Sweet sour and cheap!
11Yo momma like Betty Crocker icing: Always ready to spread.
19Yo momma house so small the doormat just says "WEL"
25Yo momma house so small her washcloth makes wall-to-wall carpeting.
-6Yo momma is so fat, she's taller sideways.
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Yo Momma so fat her tanning bed was Mexico!
14Yo Momma is so fat that her cereal bowl comes with a lifeguard.
57Yo momma's so fat that when she jumped for joy she got stuck!
96Yo Momma's so ugly on Halloween, people go as her.
43Yo Momma's so horny, when she found out Winnie the Pooh had no pants, she a got a boner.
53Yo momma's so fat, she uses the pacific ocean to take a bath.
158Yo Momma is so fat she walked out in high heels and came back in flip flops.
142Yo Mama's so fat, she got baptized at Sea World.
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