Yo Momma Insults

Yo momma's so stupid, she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order!

Yo mama is like Home Depot, 5 cents a screw.

Yo Momma's so fat when she sat on 4 quarters she made a dollar!

Yo momma's so stupid, she tried to smoke the crack in the liberty bell!

Yo Momma so old her birth certificate said expired

Yo momma's so fat, she puts tampons on with a bazooka.

Yo momma's so fat, she couldn't even jump to a conclusion!

Your momma's butt is so big, she got stopped at the airport for having 200 pounds of crack!

Yo momma's so fat, she ate the milky way.

Yo momma's so fat, I tried to walk around her and got lost.

Yo momma's so ugly yer Daddy takes her to work each day so he doesn't have to kiss her goodbye.

Yo momma is like a hockey player, she doesn't change her pads for 3 periods!

Yo momma's so fat she has her own zip code.

Yo momma's so fat, she downloads cheats for Wii Fit.

Yo momma so poor, then when I ring the doorbell, she sticks her head out the window and yells "DING DONG!"

Yo momma's's so fat she got tired climing the escalater.

Yo momma's so so fat when she steped on a scale it said to be contiued!

Yo momma's so poor she dj's for the ice cream truck.

Yo momma's so poor i stepped through her front door and fell out the back.

Yo momma's so old she was still alive when the dead sea was just sick.