Yo Momma Insults

Your mamma so dumb she sat on the T.V. and watched the couch.

Yo momma is so ugly, when she was born the doctor looked at her butt and then her face and said twins!

Yo Momma's so fat, she needs two husbands just to give her a hug.

Yo momma's so fat, her belt is the equator.

Yo momma's so fat, she needs two tickets to be able to ride the roller coaster.

Yo momma's so fat, when she took a trip to Africa, all the male hippos tried to mate with her.

Yo mamas so ugly she walked in to Taco Bell and everybody ran to the border.

Yo Momma's so poor burglars break into her home and leave money.

Yo momma's so fat when she walks into a restaurant she gets a family discount.

Yo momma's so stupid, she tripped over a cordless phone.

Yo mamma's so hairy when you were born you almost died from rug burn

Yo momma's so fat she wears a blue dress, lays on the beach and people think she's a beached whale!

Yo momma's so fat she walked in front of the tv and I missed 3 commercials.

Yo mama so old that when she was in school there was no history class.

Yo momma's so fat she fell off of 8th avenue and landed on the 12th

Yo momma's so stupid, she took a ruler with her to bed to see how long she slept.

Yo momma's so stupid, she sits on the TV and watches the couch.

Yo momma's so poor, your family ate cereal with a fork to save milk.

Yo momma's so poor, I saw her chasing the garbage truck with a shopping list.

Yo momma's so old, I told her to act her own age, and she died.