Yo Momma Insults

Funny Yo Momma Insults that will make you wet yourself laughing. Use these Yo Momma insults or just read and laugh.

Yo momma's so stupid, she thought hot chocolate was black porn!
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Yo momma's so fat, when she tries to get up in the morning she rocks herself to sleep.
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Yo momma's so fat, when she gets in a car in turns into a low-rider!
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Yo momma so fat, not even Dora can explore her.
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Yo momma smells so horrible, North Korea want her as a chemical weapon.
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Yo mama so fat that she left stretch marks in the tub.
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Yo momma's so stupid, she thought cheerios were donut seeds.
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Your mom is like a squirrel, she always has two nuts in her mouth.
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Yo momma's so dumb, she climbed a glass wall to see what was on the other side!
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Yo momma so ugly she made a blind kid cry.
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Yo momma's so fat she has to use a mattress as a tampon
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Yo momma's so stupid, it takes her 2 hours to watch 60 Minutes.
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When your momma sat down on the toilet, it started sayin ABCDEFG get your fat ass off of me.
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Yo momma so fat, when she wears yellow, the kids mistake her for the school bus.
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Yo momma's so fat, when the door bell rings she runs to the microwave!
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Yo momma so fat, the only letters of the alphabet she knows are "KFC"
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Yo momma so poor she makes a hobo look rich.
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Yo momma's so stupid, she tried to drown a fish.
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Yo mamma's so fat when she went to the beach the all the whales jumped out and started singing "We are Family"
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Your mamma so fat when she sat on Walmart all the prices dropped.
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