Yo Momma Insults

Funny Yo Momma Insults that will make you wet yourself laughing. Use these Yo Momma insults or just read and laugh.

  • Yo momma's so fat, when she sat on her iPod, she made it an iPad.
  • Yo momma's so fat, she left the house with high heels and when she came back she was on flip flops.
  • Yo momma's so fat, I took a picture of her last christmas and it's still printing.
  • Yo mamma so fat and slutty, she sat down at Yellowstone, and the Earth began fapping.
  • Yo mommas so fat, kids can slide down her back.
  • Yo momma's so fat that when she went on the scales it said: to be continued...
  • Yo momma's so dumb, she thought Fleetwood Mac was a burger at McDonald's.
  • Yo momma's so poor, she can't even pay attention.
  • Yo momma's so stupid, she got fired from an M'n'Ms factory for throwing out all the 'W's.'
  • Yo momma's so poor, she takes the trash in.
  • Yo momma's so poor, when she heard of the last supper she thought she was running out of food stamps.
  • Yo momma's mouth is so big, she speaks in surround sound.
  • Yo momma's so fat that she makes a monster truck look like a low rider.
  • Yo momma's fat, she doesn't need the internet to be famous, she's already worldwide.
  • Yo momma's so stupid, she taped a piece of paper to the TV and called it pay-per view.
  • Yo momma's so fat, the last time she saw 90210 was on the scale.
  • Yo momma's so ugly, the tornado went around her.
  • Yo mamma's so ugly, if she became a scarecrow all the corn would run away.
  • Yo momma's so fat that when she stepped on a scale, the doctor said, "Damn! I don't want your number!"
  • Yo momma's so fat, she couldn't fit in this joke.