Yo Momma Insults

Yo momma's so stupid, she had you.

Yo momma's so fat, when she got on the scale it said to infinity and beyond.

Yo mamma's like a railroad, she gets laid all over the country.

Yo momma's so fat that when she wears a yellow raincoat, people yell "TAXI!"

Yo momma's so poor, when she started walking around with 1 shoe on, people asked "Did you lose you're shoe, sir?" and she responded "No I found one!"

Yo momma's so fat and heavy, she sat on a dollar bill and made George Washington's nose bleed.

Yo momma is so fat, not even God can lift her spirits.

Yo momma's like a chicken coop; cocks flying in and out all day!

Yo momma went to the doctors to get weighed and he said 'I want your weight, not your phone number.'

Yo momma's so fat, she went in the cinema and sat next to everyone.

Yo momma's so fat, she doesn't need the internet to go worldwide.

Yo mama is so fat, Chuck Norris couldn't pick her up.

Yo mammas like a bagel, soft, round and has a hole in the middle.

Yo momma's so stupid, she returned a puzzle to the store thinking it was broken.

Yo mommas so fat she thinks the carwash is her shower

Yo mamma's so fat, when she wore a yellow shirt in public people yelled "Taxi!"

Yo momma's so stupid she put 25 cents in the parking meter and waited for a gumball to pop out.

Yo momma's so fat, when she went on an aeroplane, it turned into a submarine.

Yo momma's so cheap, she hangs up the toliet paper to dry.

Yo momma's just like a bookbag, she gets something stuck in her everyday.