Yo Momma Insults
Funny Yo Momma Insults that will make you wet yourself laughing. Use these Yo Momma insults or just read and laugh.
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Yo momma's like the Eiffel Tower; she's so big that all of France has seen her and half of Europe has been up her!-11
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Yo momma so nasty, she did the splits and left stains on the carpet!19
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Yo momma's so ugly, she gives Freddy Krueger nightmares.40
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Yo momma's so fat, when she goes inside an elevator, the only direction is always down.24
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Yo momma's so fat, we took a picture together last Christmas and it's still printing.60
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Yo momma's so dumb that she tried to to drown a fish.64
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Yo mamma's so fat, the Army uses her underwear as parachutes.45
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Yo momma's so dumb, she stuck a quarter in a parking meter and asked, "Where's my gumball?"42
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Yo momma's so fat, she sat on an iPhone and made the iPad.45
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Yo momma's so poor, I stepped on a cigarette and she said "who turned off the heater?"3
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Yo momma is like a sniper rifle; 10 cocks and she is loaded.99
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Yo momma's like a pool table, she accepts different colored balls.113
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Yo momma is like a mosquito; you have to slap here to stop sucking.74
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Yo momma's like a coke machine, a dollar a pop.-61
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Yo momma's so poor, when she heard of the last supper she thought she was running out of food stamps.-32
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Yo momma's so ugly, she walked in the bathroom and scared the shit out of the toilet.86
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Yo momma's like a penny; two faced and worthless.69
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Yo momma's so fat, when I wash her clothes, I say "Damn, whose are these bed sheets?!"15
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Yo momma is so dumb, when she was in the back of a cop car, she called the police and said she had been kidnapped.137
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Yo momma's like a vacuum cleaner; she sucks, blows and gets laid in the closet.173