Yo Momma Insults

Yo momma's so fat, when she goes inside an elevator, the only direction is always down.

Yo mamma's so fat, the Army uses her underwear as parachutes.

Yo momma's so dumb, she stuck a quarter in a parking meter and asked, "Where's my gumball?"

Yo momma is like a sniper rifle; 10 cocks and she is loaded.

Yo momma's like a pool table, she accepts different colored balls.

Yo momma is like a mosquito; you have to slap here to stop sucking.

Yo momma's so ugly, she walked in the bathroom and scared the shit out of the toilet.

Yo momma's like a penny; two faced and worthless.

Yo momma's so fat, when I wash her clothes, I say "Damn, whose are these bed sheets?!"

Yo momma is so dumb, when she was in the back of a cop car, she called the police and said she had been kidnapped.

Yo momma's like a vacuum cleaner; she sucks, blows and gets laid in the closet.

Yo momma's so fat, when she sat on her iPod, she made it an iPad.

Yo momma's so fat, I took a picture of her last christmas and it's still printing.

Yo momma's so dumb, she thought Fleetwood Mac was a burger at McDonald's.

Yo momma's so poor, she takes the trash in.

Yo momma's mouth is so big, she speaks in surround sound.

Yo momma's so fat that she makes a monster truck look like a low rider.

Yo momma's so ugly, the tornado went around her.

Yo mamma's so ugly, if she became a scarecrow all the corn would run away.

Yo momma's so fat that when she stepped on a scale, the doctor said, "Damn! I don't want your number!"