Yo Momma Insults

Funny Yo Momma Insults that will make you wet yourself laughing. Use these Yo Momma insults or just read and laugh.

  • Yo momma's like the Eiffel Tower; she's so big that all of France has seen her and half of Europe has been up her!
    -11
  • Yo momma so nasty, she did the splits and left stains on the carpet!
    19
  • Yo momma's so ugly, she gives Freddy Krueger nightmares.
    40
  • Yo momma's so fat, when she goes inside an elevator, the only direction is always down.
    24
  • Yo momma's so fat, we took a picture together last Christmas and it's still printing.
    60
  • Yo momma's so dumb that she tried to to drown a fish.
    64
  • Yo mamma's so fat, the Army uses her underwear as parachutes.
    45
  • Yo momma's so dumb, she stuck a quarter in a parking meter and asked, "Where's my gumball?"
    42
  • Yo momma's so fat, she sat on an iPhone and made the iPad.
    45
  • Yo momma's so poor, I stepped on a cigarette and she said "who turned off the heater?"
    2
  • Yo momma is like a sniper rifle; 10 cocks and she is loaded.
    101
  • Yo momma's like a pool table, she accepts different colored balls.
    114
  • Yo momma is like a mosquito; you have to slap here to stop sucking.
    74
  • Yo momma's like a coke machine, a dollar a pop.
    -61
  • Yo momma's so poor, when she heard of the last supper she thought she was running out of food stamps.
    -32
  • Yo momma's so ugly, she walked in the bathroom and scared the shit out of the toilet.
    86
  • Yo momma's like a penny; two faced and worthless.
    69
  • Yo momma's so fat, when I wash her clothes, I say "Damn, whose are these bed sheets?!"
    15
  • Yo momma is so dumb, when she was in the back of a cop car, she called the police and said she had been kidnapped.
    135
  • Yo momma's like a vacuum cleaner; she sucks, blows and gets laid in the closet.
    173