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(Freckles Insult) I won't bother drawing you; I might get carried away and start playing dot to dot.
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Best Ugly Insults
Know someone who isn't the prettiest and could do with some banter? Try our insults and comebacks for ugly people.
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You have such a striking face. Tell me, how many times were you struck?
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What's that ugly thing growing out of your neck?! Oh, it's your head!
42 - 84
I married your mother because I wanted children, imagine my disappointment when you came along.
43 - 85
You're so ugly that you could be yourself for Halloween.
34 - 86
Save Your Breath. You'll need it to blow up your date!
36 - 87
The last time I saw a face like yours I threw it a fish!
22 - 88
You have a face only a mother could love -- and she hates it!
43 - 89
I've seen better looking bodies at a scrapyard.
27 - 90
Someone said that you are not fit to sleep with pigs. I stuck up for the pigs.
25 - 91
You're so ugly, that's why God created paper bags!
46 - 92
You should shower so the firemen don't chase you with a hose every day
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How much was that chewbacca costume that your wearing?
32 - 94
If I had a dollar for everyone I'd met as beautiful as you, I'd be as poor as dirt.
36 - 95
It's not Christmas yet, you can take the elf ears off.
34 - 96
Your face is so ugly, when you cry the tears run up your face.
27 - 97
It's a plastic surgeon you need, not a doctor.
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Wow, I see you have fallen from heaven, but landed with your face.
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If I had a face like yours, I'd sue my parents libel.
31 - 100
You're so ugly when you were born, your mother saw the afterbirth and said "Twins!"
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