Best Ugly Insults
Know someone who isn't the prettiest and could do with some banter? Try our insults and comebacks for ugly people.
- 1Roses are red, violets are blue, God made me pretty, but what the hell happened to you!?1.4K
- 2By the way, the zoo called, the baboons want their butts back, so you'll have to find a new face.1K
- 3You're so ugly, when you were born your mom said "What a treasure" and your dad said "Yea lets go bury it"!777
- 4Roses are red, violets are blue, faces like yours belong in a zoo, don't worry I will be there too, not in a cage but laughing at you!750
- 5Mirrors can't talk and lucky for you they can't laugh either!635
- 6Every girl has the right to be ugly, but you abused the privilege!614
- 7Roses are red, monsters are green, look in the mirror, you'll see what I mean.601
- 8The last time I saw a face like yours I fed it a banana.525
- 9Dimes are silver, pennies are brass, why does your face, look like your ass?501
- 10You're a good example of why some animals eat their young.496
- 11I fart to make you smell better.444
- 12You're so ugly if you joined an ugly contest, they'd say "Sorry, no professionals!"427
- 13You could make a fortune helping people loose weight; one look at you and they loose their appetite!425
- 14Don't feel bad, don't feel blue, Frankenstein was ugly too!423
- 15You are so ugly, the last time you got a piece of ass was when your hand slipped through the toilet paper.341
- 16I hate it when ugly people say "I need my beauty sleep." Bitch, you need to hibernate.333
- 17You're so ugly, the only dates you get are on a calendar.328
- 18Mirrors don't talk. Lucky for you they don't laugh either.321
- 19If you really want a joke, just look in the mirror.306
- 20It looks like your face caught fire and someone tried to put it out with a fork.258