Best Ugly Insults

Know someone who isn't the prettiest and could do with some banter? Try our insults and comebacks for ugly people.

  • 1
    Roses are red, violets are blue, God made me pretty, but what the hell happened to you!?
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  • 2
    By the way, the zoo called, the baboons want their butts back, so you'll have to find a new face.
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  • 3
    Roses are red, violets are blue, faces like yours belong in a zoo, don't worry I will be there too, not in a cage but laughing at you!
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  • 4
    You're so ugly, when you were born your mom said "What a treasure" and your dad said "Yea lets go bury it"!
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  • 5
    Roses are red, monsters are green, look in the mirror, you'll see what I mean.
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  • 6
    Dimes are silver, pennies are brass, why does your face, look like your ass?
    661
  • 7
    Mirrors can't talk and lucky for you they can't laugh either!
    643
  • 8
    Every girl has the right to be ugly, but you abused the privilege!
    626
  • 9
    Don't feel bad, don't feel blue, Frankenstein was ugly too!
    557
  • 10
    The last time I saw a face like yours I fed it a banana.
    539
  • 11
    You're a good example of why some animals eat their young.
    503
  • 12
    I hate it when ugly people say "I need my beauty sleep." Bitch, you need to hibernate.
    481
  • 13
    I fart to make you smell better.
    459
  • 14
    You are so ugly, the last time you got a piece of ass was when your hand slipped through the toilet paper.
    442
  • 15
    You're so ugly if you joined an ugly contest, they'd say "Sorry, no professionals!"
    432
  • 16
    You could make a fortune helping people loose weight; one look at you and they loose their appetite!
    430
  • 17
    If you really want a joke, just look in the mirror.
    383
  • 18
    Do you know what sexual position produces the ugliest children? Go ask your mother.
    349
  • 19
    You're so ugly, the only dates you get are on a calendar.
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  • 20
    Mirrors don't talk. Lucky for you they don't laugh either.
    337