Best Ugly Insults

Roses are red, violets are blue, God made me pretty, but what the hell happened to you!?

I hate it when ugly people say "I need my beauty sleep." Bitch, you need to hibernate.

Roses are red, monsters are green, look in the mirror, you'll see what I mean.

Can I take your picture? I love to collect photos of natural disasters.

Person: What are you looking at? You: HOLY MOTHER OF GOD, IT TALKS!!!

Dimes are silver, pennies are brass, why does your face, look like your ass?

By the way, the zoo called, the baboons want their butts back, so you'll have to find a new face.

Mirrors can't talk and lucky for you they can't laugh either!

Roses are red, violets are blue, faces like yours belong in a zoo, don't worry I will be there too, not in a cage but laughing at you!

I couldn't help but notice that "awesome" ends with "me", and "ugly" begins with "u".

You're so ugly, when you were born your mom said "What a treasure" and your dad said "Yea lets go bury it"!

You're so ugly, the only dates you get are on a calendar.

Do you know what sexual position produces the ugliest children? Go ask your mother.

Every girl has the right to be ugly, but you abused the privilege!

I was going to give you a nasty look, but I see you already have one.

You could make a fortune helping people loose weight; one look at you and they loose their appetite!

If horse-shit was piled up to your height, I'd have trouble telling you apart.

You're a good example of why some animals eat their young.

Your hairstyle is so ugly, my cat has coughed up better looking ones.

You're so ugly, when you looked in the mirror your reflection ducked.