Best Ugly Insults

Roses are red, violets are blue, God made me pretty, but what the hell happened to you!?

By the way, the zoo called, the baboons want their butts back, so you'll have to find a new face.

You're so ugly, when you were born your mom said "What a treasure" and your dad said "Yea lets go bury it"!

Mirrors can't talk and lucky for you they can't laugh either!

Roses are red, violets are blue, faces like yours belong in a zoo, don't worry I will be there too, not in a cage but laughing at you!

Every girl has the right to be ugly, but you abused the privilege!

The last time I saw a face like yours I fed it a banana.

You're a good example of why some animals eat their young.

I fart to make you smell better.

Roses are red, monsters are green, look in the mirror, you'll see what I mean.

You're so ugly if you joined an ugly contest, they'd say "Sorry, no professionals!"

You could make a fortune helping people loose weight; one look at you and they loose their appetite!

Dimes are silver, pennies are brass, why does your face, look like your ass?

You're so ugly, the only dates you get are on a calendar.

Don't feel bad, don't feel blue, Frankenstein was ugly too!

You are so ugly, the last time you got a piece of ass was when your hand slipped through the toilet paper.

Mirrors don't talk. Lucky for you they don't laugh either.

I hate it when ugly people say "I need my beauty sleep." Bitch, you need to hibernate.

It looks like your face caught fire and someone tried to put it out with a fork.

If you really want a joke, just look in the mirror.