Best Ugly Insults

The last time I saw a face like yours I fed it a banana.

You are so ugly, the last time you got a piece of ass was when your hand slipped through the toilet paper.

You're so ugly, when you walk through a haunted house, you come out with a paycheck.

It looks like your face caught fire and someone tried to put it out with a fork.

If laughter is the best medicine, your face must be curing the world!

Your face could turn Medusa to stone.

If ugly were a crime, you'd get a life sentence.

Can I have your picture? I want to scare my sister.

If you really want a joke, just look in the mirror.

I fart to make you smell better.

Don't feel bad, don't feel blue, Frankenstein was ugly too!

I hear you are very kind to animals, so please give that face back to the gorilla.

You should have been born in the Dark Ages; you look terrible in the light.

You're so ugly, if you stuck your head out the window, they'd arrest you for mooning!

You're so ugly, you make blind kids cry.

Do you accidentally wipe your face after taking a shit?

There's only one trouble with your face - it shows!

You're so ugly when you went to the haunted house they offered you a job.

You're so ugly when you were born the doctor slapped your mother!

Don't look out of the window, people will think that it's Halloween.