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You're so ugly, when your mother threw you out the window, she was considered littering.
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Best Ugly Insults
Know someone who isn't the prettiest and could do with some banter? Try our insults and comebacks for ugly people.
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You look like something I'd draw with my left hand.
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I would tell you to go to hell, but all dogs go to heaven.
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You're so ugly, when your Mum dropped you off at school, she got done for littering!
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Don't you need a license to be that ugly?
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You were so ugly as a child, your mother breast fed you through a straw.
190 - 47
Trust me, not even make-up can make you look good... unless it's Halloween.
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Does your face hurt? It's killing me!
178 - 49
You're so ugly if you joined an ugly contest, they'd say "Sorry, no professionals!"
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If Moses had seen your face, there would have been another commandment.
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Your face and my ass could be twins!
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You're so ugly, your parents asked for a refund.
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I would say you look like a monkey but that would insult them.
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You've a face like a million dollars - all green and wrinkled.
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You're so ugly that when you entered the Ms Ugly competition they said "Sorry, no professionals allowed."
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Is that your face or is today Halloween?
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You have a good weapon against muggers -- your face!
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You're so ugly you could be the poster child for abortion/birth control!
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You're so ugly, the doctor put tinted windows on your incubator.
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Oh my God, look at you. Anyone else hurt in the accident?!
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