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Your lucky to be born beautiful, unlike me, who was born to be a big liar.
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Best Ugly Insults
Know someone who isn't the prettiest and could do with some banter? Try our insults and comebacks for ugly people.
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Do you wanna lose ten pounds of ugly fat? Cut off your head.
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Last time I saw a face like yours, I wiped it clean after taking a shit.
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Hi there, I'm a human being! What are you?
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What's that shit on your neck? Oh, it's your face!
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Shouldn't you have a license for being that ugly?
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You are pretty as a picture and we'd love to hang you.
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You're so ugly, you make onions cry.
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I would slap you, but I don't want to make your face look any better.
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I heard you went to a freak show and got in free!
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I don't consider you a vulture. I consider you something a vulture would eat.
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Did you fall on concrete again? Oh sorry.... I forgot that was your "natural" look.
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I might be scared of your face, but not you.
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Your beauty is so rare, no one can find it.
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You're so ugly, you have a face not even a dog would lick.
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You're so ugly they know what time you were born, because your face stopped the clock!
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You're so ugly if my dog looked like you, I'd shave its ass and teach it to walk backwards!
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You love nature in spite of what it did to you?
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I know one should judge a man by what he really is instead of by appearances, but you are REALLY ugly.
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You're so ugly when you walk into a bank, they turn the cameras off!
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