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Someone took a photo of you once, but it didn't turn out. You could be seen too clearly.
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Best Ugly Insults
Know someone who isn't the prettiest and could do with some banter? Try our insults and comebacks for ugly people.
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Insult: You're ugly! Comeback: Sorry, I stole your face.
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Sure, I've seen people like you before - but I had to pay an admission...
15 - 104
You're so ugly, you couldn't get laid in a morgue.
26 - 105
If you were any uglier, neanderthals would have superiority complex.
17 - 106
If you took an IQ test, the results would be negative
17 - 107
You look like a visible fart.
20 - 108
You're so ugly, yo momma had to feed you with a slingshot.
18 - 109
If I were as ugly as you are, I wouldn't say hello, I'd say boo!
12 - 110
You're so ugly you'd make a train take a dirt road!
11 - 111
If I told you that I have a piece of dirt in my eye, would you move?
11 - 112
She was so ugly, they used to push her face into dough to make gorilla biscuits.
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Is that a beard, or are you eating a muskrat?
9 - 114
You're so ugly, you almost look like your mother did, before the operation.
6 - 115
I have heard of being hit with an ugly-stick, but you were clearly hit out of the park.
6 - 116
You're so ugly, when you looked in a mirror it cracked and fell.
5 - 117
What did you have for breakfast? Ugly-o's?
2 - 118
She's so ugly she could scare the chrome off a bumper!
7 - 119
All of your girlfriends kiss you with their eyes closed. Considering your face, that's the only way they could.
5 - 120
Moonlight becomes you -- total darkness even more!
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