Ugly Insults

By the way, the zoo called, the baboons want their butts back, so you'll have to find a new face.

Mirrors can't talk and lucky for you they can't laugh either!

Your lucky to be born beautiful, unlike me, who was born to be a big liar.

You're a good example of why some animals eat their young.

You love nature in spite of what it did to you?

Is that a beard, or are you eating a muskrat?

You're so ugly, when you were born your mom said "What a treasure" and your dad said "Yea lets go bury it"!

The last time I saw a face like yours I threw it a fish!

You could make a fortune helping people loose weight; one look at you and they loose their appetite!

Every girl has the right to be ugly, but you abused the privilege!

Your face is so ugly, when you cry the tears run up your face.

She's so ugly she could scare the chrome off a bumper!

You're so ugly they know what time you were born, because your face stopped the clock!

You're so ugly when you were born, your mother saw the afterbirth and said "Twins!"

You're so ugly when you were born the doctor slapped your mother!

You're so ugly if my dog looked like you, I'd shave its ass and teach it to walk backwards!

You're so ugly you could be the poster child for abortion/birth control!

You're so ugly if you joined an ugly contest, they'd say "Sorry, no professionals!"

You're so ugly, if you stuck your head out the window, they'd arrest you for mooning!

You're so ugly when you walk into a bank, they turn the cameras off!