Ugly Insults

You're so ugly you'd make a train take a dirt road!

She was so ugly, they used to push her face into dough to make gorilla biscuits.

Shouldn't you have a license for being that ugly?

Hi there, I'm a human being! What are you?

Sure, I've seen people like you before - but I had to pay an admission...

Someone said that you are not fit to sleep with pigs. I stuck up for the pigs.

You are pretty as a picture and we'd love to hang you.

You have a good weapon against muggers -- your face!

If I told you that I have a piece of dirt in my eye, would you move?

Someone took a photo of you once, but it didn't turn out. You could be seen too clearly.

Moonlight becomes you -- total darkness even more!

Don't you need a license to be that ugly?

I know one should judge a man by what he really is instead of by appearances, but you are REALLY ugly.

If I were as ugly as you are, I wouldn't say hello, I'd say boo!

You have a face only a mother could love -- and she hates it!

I hear you are very kind to animals, so please give that face back to the gorilla.

You should have been born in the Dark Ages; you look terrible in the light.

I don't consider you a vulture. I consider you something a vulture would eat.

All of your girlfriends kiss you with their eyes closed. Considering your face, that's the only way they could.

You're so ugly, you have a face not even a dog would lick.