Ugly Insults
Know someone who isn't the prettiest and could do with some banter? Try our insults and comebacks for ugly people.
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(Freckles Insult) I won't bother drawing you; I might get carried away and start playing dot to dot.136
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You're so ugly, when you do your makeup you look like you've been gang banged by crayola.154
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You're so ugly, when you looked in the mirror your reflection ducked.171
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Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get away from you, you UGLY FUCK.154 -
You're so ugly, the only dates that you get are on a calendar.64
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You remind me of my chinese friend; Ugg-lee.65
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You're so ugly, yo momma had to feed you with a slingshot.-10
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There's only one trouble with your face - it shows!86
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If you were any uglier, neanderthals would have superiority complex.21
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I would tell you to go to hell, but all dogs go to heaven.116
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How much was that chewbacca costume that your wearing?30
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What did you have for breakfast? Ugly-o's?5
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Your face could turn Medusa to stone.167
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You're so ugly, when your mother threw you out the window, she was considered littering.90
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Did you fall on concrete again? Oh sorry.... I forgot that was your "natural" look.35
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I would say you look like a monkey but that would insult them.72
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If horse-shit was piled up to your height, I'd have trouble telling you apart.236
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Does your face hurt? It's killing me!177
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Did someone beat you with an Ugly Stick..?-32
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You're so ugly, you almost look like your mother did, before the operation.17