Ugly Insults

Does your face hurt? It's killing me!

You're so ugly, you almost look like your mother did, before the operation.

You're so ugly when you went to the haunted house they offered you a job.

If I had a face like yours, I'd sue my parents libel.

You've a face like a million dollars - all green and wrinkled.

Don't look out of the window, people will think that it's Halloween.

Your hairstyle is so ugly, my cat has coughed up better looking ones.

You're so ugly, the only dates you get are on a calendar.

You're so ugly, when you looked in a mirror it cracked and fell.

You were so ugly as a child, your mother breast fed you through a straw.

The last time I saw a face like yours I fed it a banana.

You're so ugly that when you entered the Ms Ugly competition they said "Sorry, no professionals allowed."

You're so ugly, that's why God created paper bags!

You're so ugly that you could be yourself for Halloween.

Roses are red, violets are blue, God made me pretty, but what the hell happened to you!?

It looks like your face caught fire and someone tried to put it out with a fork.

Save Your Breath. You'll need it to blow up your date!

If you took an IQ test, the results would be negative

I fart to make you smell better.

You should shower so the firemen don't chase you with a hose every day