Ugly Insults

Know someone who isn't the prettiest and could do with some banter? Try our insults and comebacks for ugly people.

  • (Freckles Insult) I won't bother drawing you; I might get carried away and start playing dot to dot.
    136
  • You're so ugly, when you do your makeup you look like you've been gang banged by crayola.
    154
  • You're so ugly, when you looked in the mirror your reflection ducked.
    171
  • Why did the chicken cross the road?
    To get away from you, you UGLY FUCK.
    154
  • You're so ugly, the only dates that you get are on a calendar.
    64
  • You remind me of my chinese friend; Ugg-lee.
    65
  • You're so ugly, yo momma had to feed you with a slingshot.
    -10
  • There's only one trouble with your face - it shows!
    86
  • If you were any uglier, neanderthals would have superiority complex.
    21
  • I would tell you to go to hell, but all dogs go to heaven.
    116
  • How much was that chewbacca costume that your wearing?
    30
  • What did you have for breakfast? Ugly-o's?
    5
  • Your face could turn Medusa to stone.
    167
  • You're so ugly, when your mother threw you out the window, she was considered littering.
    90
  • Did you fall on concrete again? Oh sorry.... I forgot that was your "natural" look.
    35
  • I would say you look like a monkey but that would insult them.
    72
  • If horse-shit was piled up to your height, I'd have trouble telling you apart.
    236
  • Does your face hurt? It's killing me!
    177
  • Did someone beat you with an Ugly Stick..?
    -32
  • You're so ugly, you almost look like your mother did, before the operation.
    17