Ugly Insults

You have such a striking face. Tell me, how many times were you struck?

You're so ugly, when your Mum dropped you off at school, she got done for littering!

Person: What are you looking at? You: HOLY MOTHER OF GOD, IT TALKS!!!

You're so ugly, you make onions cry.

I heard you went to a freak show and got in free!

If Moses had seen your face, there would have been another commandment.

Roses are red, violets are blue, faces like yours belong in a zoo, don't worry I will be there too, not in a cage but laughing at you!

(Freckles Insult) I won't bother drawing you; I might get carried away and start playing dot to dot.

You're so ugly, when you looked in the mirror your reflection ducked.

You're so ugly, yo momma had to feed you with a slingshot.

There's only one trouble with your face - it shows!

If you were any uglier, neanderthals would have superiority complex.

I would tell you to go to hell, but all dogs go to heaven.

How much was that chewbacca costume that your wearing?

What did you have for breakfast? Ugly-o's?

Your face could turn Medusa to stone.

You're so ugly, when your mother threw you out the window, she was considered littering.

Did you fall on concrete again? Oh sorry.... I forgot that was your "natural" look.

I would say you look like a monkey but that would insult them.

If horse-shit was piled up to your height, I'd have trouble telling you apart.