Ugly Insults

Know someone who isn't the prettiest and could do with some banter? Try our insults and comebacks for ugly people.

  • If I had a dollar for everyone I'd met as beautiful as you, I'd be as poor as dirt.
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  • You're so ugly, when people see you lying wounded on the ground they take you to the animal doctor.
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  • I have heard of being hit with an ugly-stick, but you were clearly hit out of the park.
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  • It's not Christmas yet, you can take the elf ears off.
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  • You're so ugly, when you moon people, they turn into werewolves.
    -33
  • Butt and ugly decided to have a kid. Guess what? You're the result!
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  • I may be drunk, but you are ugly, and tomorrow I will be sober.
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  • I might be scared of your face, but not you.
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  • If ugly were a crime, you'd get a life sentence.
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  • You have such a striking face. Tell me, how many times were you struck?
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  • You're so ugly, when your Mum dropped you off at school, she got done for littering!
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  • You're so ugly, when michael jackson saw you, he got scared and his skin turn back into black.
    -46
  • Roses are red, violets are blue, in Spanish they say feo they must have named it after you.
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  • Person: What are you looking at?
    You: HOLY MOTHER OF GOD, IT TALKS!!!
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  • You're so ugly, you make onions cry.
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  • Forget the ugly stick! You must have been born in the ugly forest!
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  • I heard you went to a freak show and got in free!
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  • If Moses had seen your face, there would have been another commandment.
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  • Roses are red, violets are blue, faces like yours belong in a zoo, don't worry I will be there too, not in a cage but laughing at you!
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  • If I got a penny for everyone I've met who is as beautiful as you, I'd have all the money in the world.
    -157