Ugly Insults

Know someone who isn't the prettiest and could do with some banter? Try our insults and comebacks for ugly people.

  • You're so ugly, the doctor put tinted windows on your incubator.
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  • Wow, I see you have fallen from heaven, but landed with your face.
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  • Your face has horrible graphics.
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  • Do you accidentally wipe your face after taking a shit?
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  • You look like a visible fart.
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  • You're so ugly, you make blind kids cry.
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  • Your beauty is so rare, no one can find it.
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  • You're so ugly, you couldn't get laid in a morgue.
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  • You look like something I'd draw with my left hand.
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  • Don't feel bad, don't feel blue, Frankenstein was ugly too!
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  • Dimes are silver, pennies are brass, why does your face, look like your ass?
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  • Don't feel sad, don't feel blue, Frankenstein was ugly too.
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  • I've seen better looking bodies at a scrapyard.
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  • What's that ugly thing growing out of your neck?! Oh, it's your head!
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  • Roses are red, monsters are green, look in the mirror, you'll see what I mean.
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  • Oh my God, look at you. Anyone else hurt in the accident?!
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  • Is that your face or is today Halloween?
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  • You're so ugly, you give Freddy Krueger nightmares!
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  • Last time I saw a face like yours, I wiped it clean after taking a shit.
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  • Is that your nose or did a bus park on your face?
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