Ugly Insults
Know someone who isn't the prettiest and could do with some banter? Try our insults and comebacks for ugly people.
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You're so ugly, the doctor put tinted windows on your incubator.35
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Wow, I see you have fallen from heaven, but landed with your face.29
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Your face has horrible graphics.-31
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Do you accidentally wipe your face after taking a shit?83
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You look like a visible fart.15
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You're so ugly, you make blind kids cry.72
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Your beauty is so rare, no one can find it.51
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You're so ugly, you couldn't get laid in a morgue.16
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You look like something I'd draw with my left hand.86
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Don't feel bad, don't feel blue, Frankenstein was ugly too!334
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Dimes are silver, pennies are brass, why does your face, look like your ass?411
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Don't feel sad, don't feel blue, Frankenstein was ugly too.129
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I've seen better looking bodies at a scrapyard.22
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What's that ugly thing growing out of your neck?! Oh, it's your head!40
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Roses are red, monsters are green, look in the mirror, you'll see what I mean.463
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Oh my God, look at you. Anyone else hurt in the accident?!48
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Is that your face or is today Halloween?49
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You're so ugly, you give Freddy Krueger nightmares!15
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Last time I saw a face like yours, I wiped it clean after taking a shit.41
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Is that your nose or did a bus park on your face?-14