Ugly Insults

Wow, I see you have fallen from heaven, but landed with your face.

Do you accidentally wipe your face after taking a shit?

You look like a visible fart.

You're so ugly, you make blind kids cry.

Your beauty is so rare, no one can find it.

You're so ugly, you couldn't get laid in a morgue.

You look like something I'd draw with my left hand.

Don't feel bad, don't feel blue, Frankenstein was ugly too!

Dimes are silver, pennies are brass, why does your face, look like your ass?

I've seen better looking bodies at a scrapyard.

What's that ugly thing growing out of your neck?! Oh, it's your head!

Roses are red, monsters are green, look in the mirror, you'll see what I mean.

Oh my God, look at you. Anyone else hurt in the accident?!

Is that your face or is today Halloween?

Last time I saw a face like yours, I wiped it clean after taking a shit.

If I had a dollar for everyone I'd met as beautiful as you, I'd be as poor as dirt.

I have heard of being hit with an ugly-stick, but you were clearly hit out of the park.

It's not Christmas yet, you can take the elf ears off.

I might be scared of your face, but not you.

If ugly were a crime, you'd get a life sentence.