Random Zoo Insults

The zoo called. They are wondering how you got out of your cage.

Somebody call the zoo! There's been an escape from the simian exhibit.

If you have ever been to a zoo, you obviously have not seen the animal you are...

By the way, the zoo called, the baboons want their butts back, so you'll have to find a new face.

Roses are red, violets are blue, faces like yours belong in a zoo, don't worry I will be there too, not in a cage but laughing at you!