You're So Bald Insults

There are 3 you're so bald insults and comebacks.

Bald Insults1
You're so bald, I rub your head to see into the future.
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Bald Insults2
You're so bald, I can see my reflection.
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Bald Insults3
You're so bald and ugly, the hair on top of your head is getting scared and running away.
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