Woman Insults

Your chest is as flat as a landing strip.

I've eaten chicken breasts bigger than your boobs.

Hello sir. OH I'm sorry I didn't realize your breasts were so small! I'll try to be more observant next time.

You're so developed, a plane can crash into your boobs.

I thought bra's are meant for boobs not tissues

Nice perfume. Must you marinate in it?

I bet a chicken breast has bigger breasts than you do.

Is it just me, or do you have the chest of an Eleven year old boy?

If your boobs are so big why are there 17 socks in there?

If you didn't have feet you wouldn't wear shoes. Then why do you wear a bra??!

They call her 'The radio station' cause she's so easy to pick up.