Random Whore Insults

That's weird. After I typed your name, it auto-corrected it to "whore".

I'm not saying you're a slut, but your vagina has been used more than Google.

She's stroked more wood than a Furniture Polisher.

Oh, I'm with a whore too, and by the way your Mom says hi. :)

Yo momma is like a soda machine, at a dollar a pop she pays for herself.

You're so fake, you make Barbie Dolls look real!

No offense, but you give away more pussy than an animal shelter.

Sorry for calling you a whore all those times. I didn't realize a lack of love from your parents leaves a hole in your heart only dicks can fill.

Not saying you're a slut, but if your vagina was a video game, it'd be rated E for everyone.

I'm not saying that you're a slut, but I see that your favorite shade of lipstick is penis.

What's the difference between a joke and 10 black cocks? You can't take a joke.

If you were a cookie, you'd be a Whoreo.

Can I call you whora the explora?

I'm not saying you're a slut, but if your vagina had a password, it'd be "1234".

If she had as many sticking out of her as she's had stuck in her, she'd look like a porcupine.

Twinkle Twinkle little slut, Name a guy you haven't f*cked, Was he skinny, was he tall, Nevermind you did them all.

Yo momma's like a pool table, she accepts different colored balls.

Go put some sand in your crotch, it will make the crabs feel at home.

You're spreading rumors about me? At least you found a hobby spreading something other than your legs.

I would call you a whore, but I think you and I both know that nobody's ever going to pay for that shit....