Weight Insults

Yo momma so fat, when she wears yellow, the kids mistake her for the school bus.

Yo momma's so fat, when the door bell rings she runs to the microwave!

Yo momma so fat, the only letters of the alphabet she knows are "KFC"

You're so fat, you sweat gravy.

You're so fat, you stock up for hibernation.

Damn! How long have you been pregnant?

Your so fat that when got on the elevater it said only 15 people at a time maximum thank you

Your mamma so fat when she sat on Walmart all the prices dropped.

You're so fat, you've got more rolls than a bakery.

Yo Momma's so fat, she needs two husbands just to give her a hug.

Yo momma's so fat, her belt is the equator.

Yo momma's so fat, she needs two tickets to be able to ride the roller coaster.

Yo momma's so fat when she walks into a restaurant she gets a family discount.

I've seen more meat on a chicken than you

You're so fat, your blood type is Ragu.

Your ass is so fat, your asshole is mistaken for the blackhole.

At least when I do a handstand my stomach doesn't hit me in the face.

You're so skinny, you can hoola-hoop with Fruit loops

I wonder how many children are in that stomach.

You're so skinny, you swallowed a meatball and thought you were pregnant.