Vacuum Insults

There are 3 vacuum insults and comebacks.

  • 1
    Yo momma's like a vacuum cleaner; she sucks, blows and gets laid in the closet.
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  • 2
    You're like a vacuum cleaner; you suck and blow.
    111
  • 3
    Your house is SO dirty, even your hoover has asthma.
    12