Random Tramp Insults

You started with nothing and still have most of it left.

Yo momma's so poor, when she started walking around with 1 shoe on, people asked "Did you lose you're shoe, sir?" and she responded "No I found one!"

I don't mean to diss you, but I saw your Mum selling a Big Issue.

Yo momma's so poor, your family ate cereal with a fork to save milk.

Yo momma's so poor, I saw her chasing the garbage truck with a shopping list.