Random Tits Insults

Fashion Tip 101: You only need to wear one pair of socks at a time and they belong on your feet not in your bra

Is it just me, or do you have the chest of an Eleven year old boy?

Roses are red, violets are black, why is your chest as flat as your back?

He has bigger tits than his mom

Your chest is as flat as a landing strip.