Random Threatening Insults

Why don't you slip into something more comfortable... like a coma.

I'd like to kick you in the teeth, but why should I improve your looks?

Interrupt my sleep and I'll interrupt your breathing.

I'm a pacifist alright - I'm about to pass a fist right across your face.

I'll hit you so hard your wife will fall!

I hope you have life insurance, you're gonna need it.