Tampon Insults

There are 8 tampon insults and comebacks.

  • 1
    You're just mad cause your Tampon's in too far.
    717
  • 2
    Who lit the fuse on your tampon?
    662
  • 3
    You might as well wear a tampon on your head because if you're gonna act like a pussy you might as well look like one too.
    268
  • 4
    Did you stick your tampon too far up your crotch?
    85
  • 5
    Are you acting like a bitch because your tampon got stuck again?
    54
  • 6
    Yo momma's so fat she has to use a mattress as a tampon
    48
  • 7
    Yo momma's so fat, she puts tampons on with a bazooka.
    18
  • 8
    Yo momma won't have to spend a penny on a tampon.
    She already uses your Dad's dick.
    -14