Tampon Insults

You're just mad cause your Tampon's in too far.

Who lit the fuse on your tampon?

You might as well wear a tampon on your head because if you're gonna act like a pussy you might as well look like one too.

Did you stick your tampon too far up your crotch?

Yo momma's so fat she has to use a mattress as a tampon

Are you acting like a bitch because your tampon got stuck again?

Yo momma's so fat, she puts tampons on with a bazooka.

Yo momma won't have to spend a penny on a tampon. She already uses your Dad's dick.