Tall Insults

There are 3 tall insults and comebacks.

  • 1
    Short person: How's the weather up there?
    Tall person: How's the toxic fumes down there?
  • 2
    Yo momma's so tall that when she did a backflip, she hit jesus in the nuts
  • 3
    Why don't you pick on someone your own size, like the Eiffel Tower!