- 1You're so fat, when God said let their be light, he said get your fat ass out the way.231
- 2What does the Pope and McDonald's have in common?
They both stick meat in ten year old buns.60
- 3Yo momma is so fat, not even God can lift her spirits.25
- 4*to the mob of angry villagers with pitchforks and torches*
Glad to see the catholics are getting some fresh air!!!-46
- 5If this really is blood of jesus, he must have been wasted 24/7.-210