Religion Insults

You're so fat, when God said let their be light, he said get your fat ass out the way.

What does the Pope and McDonald's have in common? They both stick meat in ten year old buns.

Yo momma is so fat, not even God can lift her spirits.

*to the mob of angry villagers with pitchforks and torches* Glad to see the catholics are getting some fresh air!!!

If this really is blood of jesus, he must have been wasted 24/7.