Religion Insults

There are 6 religion insults and comebacks.

  • 1
    You're so fat, when God said let their be light, he said get your fat ass out the way.
    231
  • 2
    What does the Pope and McDonald's have in common?
    They both stick meat in ten year old buns.
    60
  • 3
    Yo momma is so fat, not even God can lift her spirits.
    25
  • 4
    *to the mob of angry villagers with pitchforks and torches*

    Glad to see the catholics are getting some fresh air!!!
    -46
  • 5
    If this really is blood of jesus, he must have been wasted 24/7.
    -210