Pizza Insults

There are 3 pizza insults and comebacks.

  • 1
    The difference between pizza and your opinion is that I asked for pizza.
    301
  • 2
    You're so stupid, you buy pizza to live in the box.
    -15
  • 3
    Guy 1: Why are you so fat?
    Guy 2: Everytime I make love to your wife, she gives me a pizza.
    -74