Pizza Insults

There are 3 pizza insults and comebacks.

Good Comebacks1
The difference between pizza and your opinion is that I asked for pizza.
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Idiot Insults2
You're so stupid, you buy pizza to live in the box.
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Good Comebacks3
Guy 1: Why are you so fat? Guy 2: Everytime I make love to your wife, she gives me a pizza.
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