Period Insults

There are 5 period insults and comebacks.

  • 1
    I don't hate you. I just hope your next period happens in a shark tank.
  • 2
    Yo momma's like a hockey player, she only showers after three periods.
  • 3
    Yo momma's so fat, she puts tampons on with a bazooka.
  • 4
    What's the difference between a woman having her period and a terrorist? You can negotiate with a terrorist.
  • 5
    Your breath stinks. Did you eat your period?