Opinion Insults

I don't remember asking you for your opinion, but since we're sharing how we feel... I think you should go fuck yourself.

The difference between pizza and your opinion is that I asked for pizza.

Remember when I asked for your opinion? Me neither.

I'm sorry dear, but in order for you to insult me, I must first value your opinion. Nice try though.

I think I have Alzheimer's because I can't remember when I asked for your opinion.