Mom Insults

Yo momma so fat, the only letters of the alphabet she knows are "KFC"

Yo momma's so stupid, she tripped over a cordless phone.

Yo momma's so old, I told her to act her own age, and she died.

You're the cum your mother should have swallowed.

Yo momma's so fat, I tried to walk around her and got lost.

Your mamma so fat when she sat on Walmart all the prices dropped.

Yo momma's like a library, she's always open to the public.

I'm fat because everytime I did your mom, she gave me a cookie.

Yo momma's so stupid, she took a ruler with her to bed to see how long she slept.

Yo momma's so fat she walked in front of the tv and I missed 3 commercials.

Yo momma so fat, not even Dora can explore her.

You're one load your mum should have swallowed!

Life isn't easy, but your mom is.

Insult: This is boring! Comeback: So was your Mom last night.

I heard your mom got fired from her job at the sperm bank - the boss caught her drinking on the job.

Yo momma is so ugly, when she was born the doctor looked at her butt and then her face and said twins!

Insult: Have your balls dropped yet? You: Yeah, in your mom's mouth!

When your momma sat down on the toilet, it started sayin ABCDEFG get your fat ass off of me.

Yo momma's so stupid, she sits on the TV and watches the couch.

You were so ugly as a child, your mother breast fed you through a straw.