Mom Insults

Your mom is like a squirrel, she always has two nuts in her mouth.

Yo momma's so poor, your family ate cereal with a fork to save milk.

Yo momma's like a vacuum cleaner; she sucks, blows and gets laid in the closet.

Yo momma's so stupid, she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order!

If I wanted a bitch I would have went straight to your mom.

Yo mama so old that when she was in school there was no history class.

Yo momma's so stupid, when she heard that Christmas was around the corner, she went looking for it.

I would have been your dad but your dog beat me to it.

Yo momma's so fat that when she farted, she started global warming.

Yo momma is so dumb, when she was in the back of a cop car, she called the police and said she had been kidnapped.

I can't listen to you right now. I still have a headache from your mom screaming last night.

Fucked your mom last night. Comeback: I didn't know my mom was a lesbian!

Yo momma's so fat, when the door bell rings she runs to the microwave!

No one asked me how my day was. Person says: How was your day? You: Like your mom's penis, long and hard

Yo momma's like a pool table, she accepts different colored balls.

Yo momma's so dumb, she says yo momma jokes to her own children.

Yo momma so ugly she made a blind kid cry.

Yo Momma's so poor burglars break into her home and leave money.

Yo momma is like a sniper rifle; 10 cocks and she is loaded.

You mother is so old she went to an antiques auction and people bid on her.