Random Middle Finger Insults

You're the reason God created the middle finger.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have five fingers and this one's for you. [Middle Finger]

Your face is like porn for my hand; whenever you appear, my middle finger goes upwards.

You make me wish I was born with more middle fingers.

My middle finger gets a boner when I think of you.

I wasn't born with enough middle fingers to let you know how I feel.