Makeup Insults

There are 4 makeup insults and comebacks.

  • 1
    Bitch, please could I wipe 90% of your beauty off with a wet Kleenex.
    532
  • 2
    You must get tired of putting makeup on two faces every morning.
    214
  • 3
    At least when I wear makeup, it doesn't look like a box of crayons puked on me.
    189
  • 4
    You're so ugly, when you do your makeup you look like you've been gang banged by crayola.
    120