Random Make-up Insults

Honey, your makeup looks like you got gang-banged by Crayola!

Your make-up looks as if it was applied with a shotgun.

Maybe you should eat make-up so you can be pretty on the inside, bitch.

Trust me, not even make-up can make you look good... unless it's Halloween.

Excuse me, but you have a little bit of face on your make-up there.