- You're so fat when you fell in love, you broke it.87
- You're so ugly, the only dates that you get are on a calendar.53
- Ex: You'll never find someone like me.
You: That's the point.156
- I've had many cases of love that were just infatuation, but this hate I feel for you is the real thing.39
- If you're sad about being alone on Valentine's Day, just remember.. Nobody loves you on the other days of the year either.143