Random Love Insults

If you're sad about being alone on Valentine's Day, just remember.. Nobody loves you on the other days of the year either.

Ex: You'll never find someone like me. You: That's the point.

You're so fat when you fell in love, you broke it.

I've had many cases of love that were just infatuation, but this hate I feel for you is the real thing.

You're so ugly, the only dates that you get are on a calendar.