Idiot Insults

You're so dumb, you think socialism means partying.

Don't like my sarcasm? Well, I don't like your stupid.

I get so emotional when you're not around. That emotion is called happiness.

You're so stupid, you flunked nap time in kindergarten.

You are depriving some poor village of its idiot.

Zombies are looking for brains. Don't worry. You're safe.

If I ever needed a brain transplant I would pick yours because I want one that hasn't been used yet.

The smartest thing that ever came out of your mouth was a penis.

Stop trying to be a smartass. You're just an ass.

Pretty sure you were conceived through anal sex. There is no way being that much of an asshole is natural.

So a thought crossed your mind? Must have been a long and lonely journey.

Keep rolling your eyes. Maybe you'll find a brain back there.

If your IQ was as high as your weight, you'd be a genius.

You make less sense than a white basketball player.

Oh my God, look at you. Anyone else hurt in the accident?!

Some people bring happiness wherever they go; you bring happiness whenever you go.

Everyone has a right to be stupid. You are abusing the privilege

Yo momma's so dumb, she stuck a quarter in a parking meter and asked, "Where's my gumball?"

I'd call you an idiot but that would be an insult to stupid people.

Light travels faster than sound, this is why some people appear bright before they speak.