Random Gaming Insults

I've fought Mudcrabs more fearsome than you!

You know you're a bad gamer when you're able to run out of infinite lives.

You know you're a bad gamer when you still miss with an aimbot.

The only game you can play is the one I just made you lose.

You're so bad at WoW, you thought the level cap was a wearable item.

You're not important - you're just an NPC!

Your mom's so slutty, her pants have a droprate of 100%.

"I would have been your daddy, but a dog beat me over the fence." - Sergeant Johnson.

You know you're a bad gamer when invincibility only increases your survivability by 1/2.