Random Game Insults

You know you're a bad gamer when you're able to run out of infinite lives.

"I would have been your daddy, but a dog beat me over the fence." - Sergeant Johnson.

You know you're a bad gamer when you still miss with an aimbot.

You know you're a bad gamer when invincibility only increases your survivability by 1/2.

You're so bad at WoW, you thought the level cap was a wearable item.

Yo momma's so stupid, she returned a puzzle to the store thinking it was broken.

I've fought Mudcrabs more fearsome than you!

The only game you can play is the one I just made you lose.