Friendship Insults

There are 3 friendship insults and comebacks.

  • 1
    I thought of you today. It reminded me to take out the garbage.
    573
  • 2
    You're not my cup of tea, mainly because I don't like huge pieces of shit in my tea.
    324
  • 3
    If I wanted a friend like you, I'd buy a dog.
    254