Friendship Insults

There are 3 friendship insults and comebacks.

  • Mean Insults
    1
    I thought of you today. It reminded me to take out the garbage.
    594
  • Mean Insults
    2
    You're not my cup of tea, mainly because I don't like huge pieces of shit in my tea.
    335
  • Mean Insults
    3
    If I wanted a friend like you, I'd buy a dog.
    263