Friend Insults

There are 3 friend insults and comebacks.

  • Mean Insults
    1
    If I wanted a friend like you, I'd buy a dog.
    286
  • Casual Insults
    2
    I used to want a pet monkey, but that was before I met you.
    59
  • Good Comebacks
    3
    My intense desire to unfriend you is outweighed by the enjoyment I feel gawking at the huge trainwreck that is your life.
    -242