Friend Insults

There are 3 friend insults and comebacks.

  • 1
    If I wanted a friend like you, I'd buy a dog.
  • 2
    I used to want a pet monkey, but that was before I met you.
  • 3
    My intense desire to unfriend you is outweighed by the enjoyment I feel gawking at the huge trainwreck that is your life.